Impact of the Current Recession

I wish I could claim this as my own, but I cannot.  I received this in an e-mail from a friend.  But it is rather funny.


The recession is getting so bad...

1. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4. I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
8. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
9. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
10. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
11. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
12. Thousand Oaks, California has been renamed as 900 Oaks.
13. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
14. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.